Mum tries to make candles for her family for Christmas – but they end up looking like ‘veiny willies’

Mum tries to make candles for her family for Christmas – but they end up looking like ‘veiny willies’

December 7, 2018 0 By Today news

FOR those keen to keep their Christmas spending to a minimum, home-made gifts can be a lovely idea.

They’re personal, meaningful and show you’ve made an effort – but as one poor woman learned, they can also go horribly wrong.

One woman has opened up about a crafting disaster on Mumsnet
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The woman revealed her crafting mishap on Mumsnet yesterday, explaining that she’d planned to make her family a hamper of truffles, soaps, bath bombs and scented candles.

But unfortunately, the candles didn’t turn out quite as she’d hoped.

She wrote: “We all love Game of Thrones, so I thought it would be cool to make white candles with a blood red centre, and then carve it to look like one of the weirwood trees.

“I made a lot of red, cinnamon scented wax and poured it into moulds made out of bog roll tubes.”

The poster shared a photo of the finished candles
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It all seemed to be going okay – until she began to decorate them.

She continued: “The results were a bit lumpen, but not awful, but then I started coating the red wax with the white and now they look like a load of big pink veiny willies.

“Do you think I can salvage them? Or should I just give as is and pretend they’re meant to be erotic candles? They smell really nice but look horrible.”

The snap caused quite a stir on the site
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The candles were compared to spring rolls
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The poster shared a snap of her handiwork, which caused quite a stir among other Mumsnet users.

Some seemed to think they were a lost cause, with one commenting: “The only salvaging involves melting and remoulding properly. You cannot give someone a wonky veiny c*** candle.”

Others joked: “They look like something off an eating trial on I’m A Celeb,” and: “They look like big fat spring rolls.”

One person reckoned the woman’s mother-in-law would see the funny side
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Some thought the candles could be salvageable
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However, there were a few people who reckoned the woman could still use the candles in her hamper.

One reassured her: “They do look a bit strange but I’m sure [your mother-in-law] would appreciate the trouble you’ve gone to!”

Another message read: “Could you melt them into nice Kilner jars and tie a festive ribbon around the top?”

It’s the thought that counts, right?


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